This is a headgum original.

Previously on the headgum podcast.

Are you going to wrap over it.

Just give me a second.

Now what you here is not a vest I'm rapping with my mom.

She abandoned me at age nine and came back for my high school

graduation. I was the valedictorian. I got ice cream to celebrate every A-plus. That's right I got ice cream to celebrate every A plus that's right I got a five on my a push

but I nearly died on the way to the proctoring exam I drove a pickup truck into a bridge filled with

preteens they've never seen again. They made a movie about the accident with a

title at the end of the film that read the killer was never found I've lived

with this secret for my entire freaking life I had a therapist who I told about the accident.

She told me that she had to tell the authorities and then

I saw her on a separate bridge and I killed her with the car.

It's happened to me twice in my life so far

and I would do it all again

because I don't want to end up in the penitentiary even though it would help my

rap career out.

So like that never happened but it's sort of this like it exists outside of time is what I was saying.

You sure it never happened? It sounded so specific.

It sounded very specific.

Oh, you want to hear the second verse?

No.

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