Hello and welcome again to ereligiosophy where we wipe clean Mormon spiritual crap.

That is absolutely true.

It's been a while since we've done a Mormon episode, so I thought now would be a good time.

Yeah, yeah, the only problem I have with wiping clean, the spiritual crap is I always get the little

lint from the toilet paper back there, it's difficult.

But you found your patriarchal blessings so you can use that to wipe your ass from now.

That's very true, especially considering the fact that they sent me like 60 copies of it.

Yeah, so that.

It's valuable.

You do not want to lose that thing.

As I recall when they gave it to me they said okay now keep one copy in several different

places so you never lose it. I kept it all in one place and I just stumbled across it going

fuck I can't believe I have this. It's still in the original envelope that you got it in.

I love it I love it. I love it. All right, before we get to that, what do you think? Email, iTunes reviews?

Now, before we get into the reviews, I'd actually like to bring up an email we got from Queen of Hearts, the infamous

Queen of Hearts. And what she states is, I have spent the last nine years out of college trying

to create an AIDS vaccine vaccine trying to find drug interventions

for yourological disease trying to coke stem cells to the side of brain injury

excuse me and now trying to test the efficiency of anti-cancer drugs via different imaging modalities.

My biggest question for you, Queen of Hearts, is why the hell are you bothering to listen to us were a couple of fucking retards?

Hey I want to know why she's bothering with all the stuff when prayer works.

Just pray over these people.

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