All right, hello and welcome to Irreligiosophy, the one true podcast and the only podcast to have definitively

proven the existence of Bertrand Russell's teapot.

Quite fitting, quite fitting that we would do so.

So, uh... fitting that we would do so.

So what we were going to do today was we were going to go over, you know, have a whole podcast on

Scientology, but one of my friends informed me that there is an actual Scientology, like a

Church of Scientology near Leighton's house.

Yes, and due to this, I have contacted them and set up an appointment for Thursday to actually go in and take what's known as a personality test and see if I can actually become a member of Scientology and of course

course there will be a recorder so all of our dear fans can join in on the hilarity

i'm gonna go out on a limb and

say that they will find fton's in your personality profile that need to be audited

out for a certain fee.

Well, that fee is going to be astronomical if they're trying to weed me out.

All right, we are going to skip reviews today, but we are going to do our

Mims Carter, Skunk Dick of the Week, brought to you by the Bacon Gospels available at lulu.com

out of which I will read probably my favorite scripture.

It's chapter 8 of the recipe according to Holy Bacon, John Bacon. Are you

ready?

I am ready. Bower heads.

Let me set this up for you. Ham is going to the mound of the pits and they went to the butcher shop and they had actually taken the

They found a sow who was taken in zoophilia.

And they, starting in verse 8-4, they squealed into him,

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