51: 2020 GOT DAMN

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal.

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0:00.0	I mean, because if a giant is essentially a lady pocket, right?
0:03.5	You can put all types of things in there.
0:07.6	What do you think? Let me ask you this.
0:09.4	What do you think the hottest city in terms of ladies is the hottest city?
0:15.4	Yeah. Like if you're just, I'll tell you right now.
0:19.0	Got damn. Okay. Chicago.
0:21.6	The absolute audacity.
0:24.4	Or you would say Chicago, the windy city has got hot chickadees.
0:29.4	Here's the thing because the wind adds a little bit of natural.
0:32.2	Like you ever seen a Maybelline commercial.
0:33.8	I hate them. Oh, wow.
0:35.7	Where did the fan come from?
0:38.2	When did when did when did when did I need a windy hair?
0:41.0	I need a girl hot right now.
0:42.9	Let's let's get the fan in here.
0:44.6	I think it was back in the Marilyn Monroe.
0:46.3	It's where she stood over the steaming event and and like blew her skirt up.
0:49.6	Honestly, that's a great answer.
0:51.3	It was. I could.
0:53.3	Here's the thing. It's 2020.
0:54.5	I'm wearing glasses. I can't say glasses.
0:56.6	I'm a smart man. I'm wearing glasses.
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