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🗓️ 29 December 2019
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates.
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0:00.0 | You were see those points were like the like they quote unquote catch our stealing something. I love me too. |
0:07.0 | And he I mean, you know, as a filmmaker, I love to see I like to see the at least a plot just a setup. |
0:15.0 | And I don't care about the excuses after about why you can't pay. |
0:18.0 | But when they're like the landlords here and I don't have 20 grand or whatever it is, that always is like, alright solid setup. |
0:26.0 | I like it like the detailed one setup is fine. But when they when the setup is too long, it's like bro. |
0:33.0 | I don't need seven minutes of this. I need seven minutes for you to take your boobs out and you dick out. |
0:39.0 | Yeah, do return off of points to do this at a weird ass like a dick. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Get out of here. |
0:43.0 | I was like a neopolitan sandwich. Yeah. Hey, man. You have one qualification to be a porn star. |
0:50.0 | What? |
0:52.0 | You see the ones where it's like you did looking at the girls and the girls are like best friends. |
0:58.0 | Yeah. And then like one girl I can't know about the guy coming over. She's like asleep. Yeah. |
1:03.0 | She's just getting railed and the girls are slain. |
1:06.0 | It's funny. Yo, you want to name a heroism? I'm like the hell up. |
1:11.0 | You think you have to be awesome. Oh, be always to not feel that or people on the phone getting fucked. |
1:17.0 | That's always so funny. That's funny. I love in it. Like, oh, it's my boyfriend. |
1:21.0 | Oh, no, I'm a beer and 10 minutes. I'm just chill. My girl's. |
1:26.0 | Have you ever done that? Been on the phone? Well, getting that young nudie. Yes. Yeah. |
1:31.0 | And I it was it was phenomenal. I was really it's funny. I was on a phone call. |
1:37.0 | It wasn't like the most important phone call, but it was like a pretty important phone call. |
1:41.0 | But whatever you're doing, you're neutral. Dude, they were asking me questions. Yeah. |
1:45.0 | I was like, I don't see those maybe my car did bounce. I was like, no, no. |
1:48.0 | It wasn't even that it was like a creative call for my career. |
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