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Michael's Bedroom Bloodbath

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates.

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0:00.0

You were see those points were like the like they quote unquote catch our stealing something. I love me too.

0:07.0

And he I mean, you know, as a filmmaker, I love to see I like to see the at least a plot just a setup.

0:15.0

And I don't care about the excuses after about why you can't pay.

0:18.0

But when they're like the landlords here and I don't have 20 grand or whatever it is, that always is like, alright solid setup.

0:26.0

I like it like the detailed one setup is fine. But when they when the setup is too long, it's like bro.

0:33.0

I don't need seven minutes of this. I need seven minutes for you to take your boobs out and you dick out.

0:39.0

Yeah, do return off of points to do this at a weird ass like a dick. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Get out of here.

0:43.0

I was like a neopolitan sandwich. Yeah. Hey, man. You have one qualification to be a porn star.

0:50.0

What?

0:52.0

You see the ones where it's like you did looking at the girls and the girls are like best friends.

0:58.0

Yeah. And then like one girl I can't know about the guy coming over. She's like asleep. Yeah.

1:03.0

She's just getting railed and the girls are slain.

1:06.0

It's funny. Yo, you want to name a heroism? I'm like the hell up.

1:11.0

You think you have to be awesome. Oh, be always to not feel that or people on the phone getting fucked.

1:17.0

That's always so funny. That's funny. I love in it. Like, oh, it's my boyfriend.

1:21.0

Oh, no, I'm a beer and 10 minutes. I'm just chill. My girl's.

1:26.0

Have you ever done that? Been on the phone? Well, getting that young nudie. Yes. Yeah.

1:31.0

And I it was it was phenomenal. I was really it's funny. I was on a phone call.

1:37.0

It wasn't like the most important phone call, but it was like a pretty important phone call.

1:41.0

But whatever you're doing, you're neutral. Dude, they were asking me questions. Yeah.

1:45.0

I was like, I don't see those maybe my car did bounce. I was like, no, no.

1:48.0

It wasn't even that it was like a creative call for my career.

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