50: How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody.
0:01.0	Just wanted to give you a quick little thank you before the episode starts to everyone
0:05.7	who is sweet enough to be interested in the perfect person.
0:08.7	Merch.
0:09.7	It was very sweet to see everyone's responses and everyone who bought the merch and
0:12.7	was interested or just said nice things about it, I do appreciate it.
0:16.4	I also wanted to give a quick little announcement that there is a highlights channel on YouTube
0:20.4	where I am taking calls from the show and kind of remixing them into more of a YouTube
0:25.4	format.
0:26.4	I'm using stock footage and music and sound effects to kind of repurpose some of the
0:29.5	footage from the show to pop it into more of a digestible format for the algorithm
0:34.3	of sorts.
0:35.3	So if you want to check out that, the link is also in the description for the perfect
0:38.2	person, highlights channel.
0:40.1	And without further ado, please enjoy this episode of Perfect Person with DJ Kittins.
0:47.8	This is a headgum podcast.
1:03.2	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
1:07.4	This morning I went on a little stroll and that sort of sparked my day off in case anyone
1:16.9	was kind of wondering how I revved myself up for the day.
1:21.7	Well, I'm sitting here with Kittins slash Lauren Abedini.
1:28.1	Abedini?
1:29.1	Yeah, wow, you actually said it right.
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