This is a headgum original.

Previously on the headgum podcast.

That would suck to just have my grandson dig into me every holiday season.

I would fucking rail into him.

Racism has no part at my family dinner.

I don't care if you're 98.

I'm gonna let you have it. I'm going to I

want to pull up a PowerPoint and just show him exactly explicitly. Though his days

on this earth are numbered, he has to be vehemently anti-racist now more than ever and I'm gonna make him I will teach an old dog new tricks and I will berate that old bastard in front of his entire

family if that's what it takes.

I will shove him.

I will shove him out of the living room

onto the ground because I have zero tolerance towards hate speech.

Shoving him is risky though because he has like bone density issues

because he doesn't get enough zinc because he stopped eating meat because of his cholesterol

so it's kind of like a catch-22. If he eats the meat, zinc goes away, strong bones. If he doesn't eat the meat,

he can't really digest it. Cholesterol goes up, dies, it's from the heart to these.

And you shove him?

Because you could just educate him calmly

about anti-racism.

You don't have to push him out of the room

into a different room, basically starting a W.

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