Good morning and welcome. It's three minutes past six. I'm Mike Graham. It is Wednesday of August and I have to say it is a very auspicious day. It's very exciting, not just because the news is incredible, as it always is every single morning that we do this for the show in the world of common sense. Because Jeremy Carl is here. Jeremy Carl, very good morning to you.

Very good morning to you and we both, we're fine, but we went for dinner.

We had a bit of dinner last night. Yes. And we were home before the cock crowed, as it were. Well, I believe we were. And so we went up that late, and we spent quite a bit of money, which I think of pocketed in most of us. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. M.G ended up with a bill. I got the bill. I don't know why. I can't explain it.

Anyway, listen, we've got loads to talk about this morning, right?

Jeremy's here got the bill. I don't know why.

Can't explain it.

Anyway, listen, we got loads to talk about this morning, right?

Jeremy's here for the hour.

We're going to go through the papers.

We're going to look at all the stories. It's all about migrants, by the way. Front page of the Sun, taunts of the TikTok migrants. migrants are now coming here and literally taking the Mickey out of Britain, you know, going,

yeah, this is so easy, this is how you do it, literally filming themselves as they come across

the channel. It's amazing, isn't it? I mean, this guy got a million hits on YouTube. And you can see on the front page of the sun, he says, come and me, I'll show you how to do it. And literally ends up in the Crown Plaza Hotel, I think, somewhere in Heathrow, in the evening, and then holds a live

Q&A where he says to people, just ask me how easy it is to come to Great Britain, this is just, I mean, again, you wake up this morning and you go, why am I even going to work? I know, it's like come to Britain, ask me how? Yeah. It's one of those, isn't it? Front page of the Times, Channelboat migrants arriving at record speed.

This is not because they're coming really quickly or anything on that,

it's because they're coming in such big numbers. By the way, look at the sun out there. What a wonderful. The house is arrived. Isn't that wonderful? It looks fantastic. We've got also, on the front of the Daily Mail. We got Jackie Smith yesterday, he used to be in the government attorney Blair, smashing the gang's latest, they say, it's not our fault.

No.

Ministers tried to dodge the blame yesterday after the small boat migrants reached 50,000. That's what we said yesterday. Is it right to say that there is a figure reached quicker than by, and not sticking up for them, by Sunak and Bojo, and this is the man who said, I'm going to smash the gangs. Now, apparently, there are more gangs, more migrants, than it's not there for.

48% increase on last year.

Absolutely horrendous.

A picture of all these men running through the water, the shallows, to get to Britain. It is quite a chilling image, that, smashing the gangs later. Look at that picture. You've got these people running. They're clearly from places like Eritrea, from places like, I don't know, sub-Saharan Africa, Sudan, Afghanistan. I mean, these are not people we want in this country. You know, absolutely ridiculous. Anyway, listen, we've got more of that. Plus, on the front page of the Daily Express, you'll like this one, Jezer. Record 8 million people on Universal Credit. Eight million people, right? Steak rising claimants driven by those who are no longer required to work. Do this on drive time. The minute you talk about this, people are go, oh, completely want to say it, I'm sure you'll agree. Genuinely disabled, generally mentally ill, happy to pay my tax and happy to say that we should have a society to help those. But out of eight million, I reckon half of them are Dodgers and gaming the system. And we need to make sure that it's ridiculous, man. The bill is huge. It's ridiculous. And finally, families face fresh inheritance tax grabs. If you have actually worked really hard, if you have managed to put some money away, and you'd like to your children, and you'd like to give it to your wife after you die, I'm afraid they're going to tax you 40%. What an absolute bunch of, and I use this word advisedly, scumbags. That's especially for you, Kier Stama. Six minutes past six. This is Morning Glory. See that? It's always as though I knew it was going to end. What are we going to do? Listen, ridiculous, isn't it? This picture which is going to haunt everybody is on the front page of pretty much every single paper.

You see these people, and it's like the picture in northern France, running into the shallows, right?

Near Gravalines, I think you pronounce it, near Dunkirk.

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