Hey, the Bert Show. We're on a mission to see who's more metrosexual, Bert or Jeff, and we went through a string of questions yesterday and found out we're about seven to seven. To quickly recap yesterday. The questions were, do gay men hit on you? Do you carry a purse? How do you feel about your socks? As you read this, do you know what color your socks are, or what color socks you're wearing, and are they designer socks? So that was all kind of one. Do you wear tidy whitties? Do you use more than one product in your hair? And do you refer to your hair products as products? Have you ever used hair removal services other than shaving, waxing, tweezing, laser or electrolysis? Do you receive receive spa services, manicures, pedicures, facials, and exfoliation? And do you borrow products from the women in your life? No guy likes to be called a metrosexual, even if they have those tendencies. No guy will say that, yeah, I am. So that's why you have to go online and check out the quiz and have your guy take it.

Yeah.

Because if he sees it in black and white, then he'll probably go, yeah, okay, now I get it. But I hated answering these questions. It's so emasculating. You have to answer them honestly, too, because these are going to be a little bit tough. Yeah, and I've got the Truth Warden listening. You mean your wife? Yeah. Yesterday she called up. Jeff, is Jessica available? I'm honest. I don't if we have any questions. She, I mean, you can call her, but I don't lie. I mean, at this point, we both can admit at 7-7. If we got 7 already, I mean, you can label both of us metrosexuals. I mean,

that's done. I mean, it's not even a fight. I said we could have done that before. I just think

the definition is changed. At this point, we're going to homosexual. Homo, metrosexual. Have you ever

made out with a man? It's going to be the next question. Oh, no. All right. Actually, the next question is, whenever you're outside, do you look at yourself in car windows, store windows, etc.? That's true. I mean, who's point for Burke? I can say no. I mean, who'd have to do that? You don't check yourself out? Yeah, you want to make sure everything's like, yeah.

No.

For grooming purposes, and I'll tell you, part of the reason I don't is the fear that somebody's on the other side of it. But as far, like, if you're talking about glancing, like, you know, seeing it as you walk by, that's fine. But I've never stopped in front of a window, too. Yeah, me neither. I'm talking about, like, looking at yourself as you're walking by.

Like you check your hair, you just like, you know, run your hand through your hair as you look in the reflection on the car window. Every morning when I get in the elevator and the elevator doors close and I can see myself in the reflective, I think, oh, my God. You are aging like you wouldn't believe with this job.

You're 30 going, I'm 56.

I age every day between the second and fifth floors.

So do they both get a point for that?

I mean, it's really, I don't think it's anything out of the ordinary.

It's not like stopping and going, okay, man, boy, do I look good at that. What was the question again?

It says, whenever you're outside, do you look at yourself in car windows or store windows, etc?

Not even a car window.

Like a store window, I'd say, yeah, see?

Okay.

I would say neither of us get a point for that if we're both on the same page.

Like, seeing yourself in...

If you have looked at yourself in a window or...

Sometimes you can't help it. Like what are we going to do? Get the elevator and face backwards? Well, it wasn't the elevator, but the only thing is I think this happened yesterday. They argue every single one. Well, give us a point or don't give us each a point. It doesn't matter. Okay. All right. Just as long as we're both on the same page they're equal

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