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4: Vault: This Bride's Secret Lover Is Her Bridesmaid?!

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🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: This Bride's Secret Lover Is Her Bridesmaid?!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. All right, Chin Hobby. And I had a couple of people ask me about this. Yeah, this is like the craziest wedding story I had ever heard. And my friend that told me about it actually said, oh, do I have a story for the Bert Show for you? And so, you know, I've left out a lot of details, you know, in order to protect the identities of the people. But it was not a wedding that happened here in Atlanta and was not the one that I attended a completely

0:23.3

different wedding. And my friend was in it. And she explained to me a little bit of the

0:29.3

history on the bride that the bride had a bisexual past. So she had been sort of experimental

0:37.0

with her sexuality in the past. And that was all fine and dandy.

0:41.1

But got engaged to this guy, very in love, seems to be going great.

0:46.3

Asked my friend to be in the wedding.

0:47.4

She's like, super, you know, just like any other wedding.

0:50.0

There's lots of bridesmaids in the wedding.

0:51.6

Well, my friend found out two weeks before the wedding

0:55.0

that one of the bridesmaids, who was an out lesbian, was in love with the bride, and she and the bride

1:01.0

had had a trist, like kind of had had an affair, and had discussed the bride leaving her

1:07.5

fiance for the bridesmaid only maybe within the last six months. So this wasn't a

1:13.3

one-time deal? The bride wanted to leave the fiance for the bridesmaid. For the bridesmaid. Right.

1:18.9

So bridesmaid had to stand up in this wedding this weekend with my friend and see the woman she's in love with marry a man, right? So we were just afraid something was going to happen. My friend was going back and forth. Do I talk to the bride about it? Do I, you know, is it going to ruin her wedding day? If I bring it up, do I just let her know? Because her whole thing was like, I would just want to be her friend, you know? If she is gay and she's afraid to say she's gay, I just want her to know I'm a lover regardless.

1:45.8

I'm here for you.

1:46.6

And no judgment, whatever.

2:00.4

And this is emotions we're talking about. This is not just bridesmaid looking going, I want a piece of that. She's digging on the bride. Right. Well, and the bride, too. And so my friend was wanting to be a good friend to the bride and say,

2:35.3

if you need me to have the car running outside the church and you make a last minute decision to jump in, I will drive it away. You know, but like she was just in her mind trying to go through how she was going to have this conversation with her back and forth and the struggle. And then she was also concerned that the bridesmaid would like stop the ceremony or cause a scene or say something or whatever. So I was trying to text her all weekend long and get information about what was going on and what had happened and how the story had developed and that sort of thing. And I didn't get much response because she was in the wedding and, you know, being a part of wedding party is very busy.

2:44.0

So I didn't hear too much except that I got a text message and she said, do I say anything or not?

2:45.8

She seems so happy.

2:47.7

It's the day before her wedding.

2:50.2

Or something to that effect. And then the next text message I got, and it said, the wedding happened.

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