4: I Bought Uncle Roger a JAMIE OLIVER COOKBOOK

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8 • 693 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Nigel reveals his ups and downs of 2021 and Uncle Roger reviews a Jamie Oliver Cookbook.

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This week, Nigel is disappointed in:

0:00 - Intro/NYE

7:09 - Bad Parts of 2021

13:38 - Good parts of 2021 and surviving being cancelled

21:54 - New motto for life

28:38 - Let me fetishise Asian women

34:16 - Uncle Roger reviews Jamie Oliver cookbook

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0:00.0	Hiya, Nephew Nigel got me Christmas peasant, but it's Jamie Oliver Cookbook.
0:07.0	All of us are aware that we need to eat more vegetable.
0:10.0	No, we don't.
0:11.0	No, we don't need to eat more vegetables.
0:13.0	Vegetable tastes like sad. Who wants that?
0:16.0	Life is about enjoying. enjoying Hello, hello, hello, nieces and nephews.
0:29.4	Welcome back to a haya podcast.
0:32.1	You find the disappointing moments in life when you try to make them funny.
0:35.7	It's 2022.
0:40.3	22 nieces and nephews. Happy New Year.
0:47.8	How is your new year going? I'm recording this January 1st. It's 7.30 p.m. right now. I had a very nice New Year. I spent New Year's Eve with two good friends of mine in London. We just went out to a Soho
0:52.9	house to celebrate. They had a cocktail
0:54.7	night, so it's free cocktails all night. Well, not free. You had to pay like an entrance fee
0:59.7	beforehand. You had to pre-book. And then we just got free cocktails on all night after having
1:04.4	paid for them two weeks before. So the admission for the event was it was too expensive.
1:11.5	You know, most New Year's Eve thing, they rip you off because of FOMO, right?
1:17.0	Nobody wants to be at home alone on New Year's Eve.
1:19.6	There's this huge pressure in society that makes you feel like you need to go out and look like you're having fun.
1:25.4	And to be honest, nobody is new year's eve is that fun right
1:29.2	i'm thinking back to every single new year's eve celebration i had most of them looked really good
1:34.3	on instagram but in the moment it was like oh yeah a bit of a disappointment So that I guess is this week's big disappointment.
1:45.8	New Year's Eve celebrations.
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