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Fireside Mystery Theatre

5: Holiday Haunts 2014

Fireside Mystery Theatre

Fireside Mystery Theatre

Drama, Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts

4.5626 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

We're making a list and checking it twice--so you'd better be there or we'll hang you like a stocking. FMT brings you holiday creeps and yuletide freaks in our 2014 holiday special!

Recorded live at The Slipper Room on December 21st, 2014

Cast:
Ali Silva (@alisilvapresent)
Courtenay Cholovich (@thegoodfalconer)
Michael Pate (@michaeldpate)
James Rieser
Annabelle Rollison

Musical Interludes:
Martina DaSilva
Nicole Zuraitis (@nicolezuratis)

Live Atmospheric Music:
Steve Blanco (@pianowarrior)

Production Sound Designer and Goose Wrangler
Greg Russ

FMT Intro Theme by Jason Graves (@jgmusic)

Writers:
Rebecca Graves
Silbin Sandovar (@sandovar)

Live Show Production Team:
Ali Silva (@alisilvapresent)
Daniel Graves (@thedanielgraves)
Rebecca Graves
Gustavo Rodriguez (@sandovar)

Podcast Production Team:
Producer - Daniel Graves (@thedanielgraves)
Associate Producer - Greg Russ

For upcoming live shows go to:
http://www.firesidemysterytheatre.com /// @firesidemystery

Copyright 2016 Fireside Mystery Productions

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good Farmer Jenkins has quite a flock of geese, and since Christmas is coming, he's sprinkling double the amount of feed for his finely feathered meal tickets.

0:23.4

Yes, that's right, you poor fools, eat, eat, eat away, yes.

0:31.4

Yes, here's some more for you, and for you, and you, and you, and you.

0:39.3

Let no one say that I'm a stingy man, for this is my Christmas present to you.

0:45.3

Before I remove your pea-brained heads from your miserable necks.

0:49.3

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:51.3

Good riddance to such ridiculous animals, I say.

0:57.9

I won't miss your wretched honking for a moment.

0:59.7

No, I won't.

1:04.2

The only thing you're good for is to be roasted and stuffed.

1:07.6

But let me not be so unkind.

1:13.5

After all, I have already received a considerable amount of pre-orders from all the town butchers. Yes, I've found homes for you all. Now eat. Eat! Eat! Get nice and fat

1:29.8

hours later

1:36.6

farmer Jenkins's wife

1:39.1

Mabel come searching for her husband

1:41.4

who has not returned home for supper

1:43.8

Charles Charles are you come searching for her husband who has not returned home for supper.

1:45.6

Charles?

1:48.6

Charles, are you here?

1:52.1

Charles?

1:54.9

Are you in the barn, my dear?

1:58.5

Why are all the geese still in the pen?

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