The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

I'm great.

How are you?

Good.

You look good?

Good.

You too.

How is your time off? Good. I didn't do much. But I guess there wasn't much going on. What did you do? Well, yesterday was my mom's birthday. Oh, we took my mom to new dinner theater on Saturday, which was her Christmas present. Oh, I've never been there. Yeah. I know. Did she like it?

Did she like it?

Yeah, we'd been, we used to go when I was a kid. I know because you, Alice lived with you. Alice, people don't know, Alice of the Brady Bunch lived with Slim. She didn't live with us, but she was, she came over. She lived there. She came over a couple times. But she spent more than the night, right?

No, she didn't spend the night.

She came over and hung out.

Oh, I thought she spent the night. I'm being honest.

Oh, I thought she spent the night. I'm being out of town. She stayed with the guy that we went to church with. She was Episcopalian. So when she came to town to do a play, she went to our church. Right, but I thought she stayed with you. No, she just came over to drink. Oh, I didn't. Drink Zimas and, you know, deal with me asking her questions about what it was like to be on TV in the 70s. Right. And make those movies. I mean, she did make the Brady Bunch movie, one of them at least. But yeah, we went and saw, what's her face?

She was in Greece.

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