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I got a text from a friend of my new farms

he said he has friends that raises chickens for Costco

the more chickens that you have in the weight range

they want for the rotissory chickens they get a bonus

he said they use every chicken all the way to the chicken legs and feet. It's in Asia. They eat that stuff. What about the tall chickens? What do you say about tall chickens? Well, they go somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah. They don't go in the Costco pile. Bigger drumsticks. I got a Costco membership. I haven't been to the new one here.

I bet you can't wait.

No, I don't really want to go in, man.

Go get a hot dog, man.

I haven't been to Costco.

I do want a hot dog.

I do want a hot dog, neck.

You're right.

After the Christmas parade had whatever that Christmas ago, it said no dog.

Executive membership, because that's the best.

I don't know. I don't have, I don't shop in bulk. It's just me and writer. And basically, I don't shop anymore. I get groceries delivered. It's the best thing in the history of life. If you get a thing at toilet paper from Costco, you might never need to buy toilet paper again. Yeah, where am I going to store it, though? Your closet?

It's not that much.

Where do you keep your toilet paper now?

You got a house of some kind? Yeah, yeah. It fits in your car. I don't mean that much toilet paper, though. No, believe me. You'd use it. Me and ride to go through some toilet paper. Go get toilet paper and trash bags, get yourself a hot dog.

Really treat yourself.

I've never been.

What?

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