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Do you want to hear more adventures of the CPAP?

Sure.

Because I've been struggling with this thing.

Did you know one billion people worldwide suffer from sleep apnea?

And it's not just fat old guys?

Yeah, there's a nurse at the hospital yesterday was there, my son.

And she was talking about she had sleep apnea because she she had bad tonsils and she sleeps with one right there's any number of things that can

you know most common type is the obstructive sleep apnea where you we end up your mouth breeder

and a knuckle dragger yeah i that's the problem but you also couldn't talk for three days this week, basically, well, Monday and Tuesday. That was allergy related. Yeah, but you said, would the CPAP actually aggravate that? I don't know. Okay. How long are you sleeping in night now? You could postulate that possibly contribute. Well, that's a big word, man. But let's see. Last night, okay, I had the mask on for five hours. Right. Now, they have cranked up the humidity so I don't get the cotton mouth. Okay. But the problem when you crank up the humidity is at some point, my hose begins to gurgle. Because there's so much moisture. What are we talking about? Oh, my God. And it will wake me up and it will wait Christy up. Don't you love a good gurgling hose there, Rick? Also, once again, once again, Todd is only looking at me. I know. He is not looking at any. I am trying to be polite and keep eye contacts. He said my hose begins to burn. The rest of us have learned not to look. It's like a car crash. It sounds like somebody, uh, suck in the last of a slurpy. Oh, no. That's got to wake up, Christy, man. Yeah, well, here's the other combination. I don't know if you've ever had the pleasure of hearing the death rattle someone's last breath. The pleasure is the key word there. It sounds very similar to that. Oh, God. How do you know if you're alive or not? So then I gotta wake up, I gotta empty the moisture out of the hose. And usually at that point, I just put it away

for the night. Yeah, you want to go back to sleep. I mean, one night, I think I got seven hours,

and that's how you get the best score when you have it on seven hours or more. Can you, can you keep

it on without taking off the thing and carry the machine in to take a piss? No, because you would have to unplug the machine. Oh, yeah. You need a longer hose. It's not battery operated. Get one of those things just pissing. Right, because I got to get up when I got to take a piss and then I got to remove the mask. And that's where, you know, I only got eight out of 20 for the mask seal. I rarely, but that and I thrash around a lot. So I think it readjusts the mask. This is a mess, man. As a result of you can watch this on video. He does this sleep study and they're like, you're unhelpable. Like, you're awful. Poor Christy. She wanted to do this, though. It's on her. He's still thrashing. The key stat that I look for in this is events per hour. Because I was having like a dozen of them previous to this. And now- Strashing counts as an event. No, no. This is when you stop breathing. Breathing, right? Yeah. And then I'm only having one or less than one per hour now. And I don't know if that works when I don't have the mask on, but Christy says she hasn't heard me snore since I started this. Okay. When you take it off? Will I? No, even when you take it off. Oh, yeah, yeah. You don't snore. Because there were nights, I was really frustrated, like, over the weekend. I didn't use it at all. And she said she didn't hear me snore. So maybe it's kind of training me to be not such a mouth breather. Or is she talking about the nights when you have a hissy fit and she just leaves? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't hear you snore at all because I was across the house.

Then you don't hear you snort.

Did you, uh, does the machine work on weed cotton mouth?

Oh, I don't know that they're.

You should smoke your weed and put the helmet back on.

Oh, no, that would be a horrible idea.

Yeah. Here's another thing I would like them to be able to do, and I don't know if the technology exists, but it's hard for me to fall asleep with that because there's, to me, not enough air coming in. Oh. So I wish they could crank it up. That sounds horrible. Yeah. They could crank it up a little at the beginning, and then some... Because how they originally do it is they have it up. That sounds horrible. Yeah, they could crank it up a little at the beginning and then

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