5/21 5-2 Assault With a Weed Wacker
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Stream the show live every morning. |
| 0:02.4 | Click over to TNT Radio Empire.com and fire up the earbuds. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Oh, uh, Avalanche, I guess we failed to mention. Oh, yeah. Avalanche, obviously. A lot of that, I believe they're favored to win the standard. How about the mud slide? That'd be a great name, too, in the Mudd's slide. That would be a great. That would be a great minor league team, yeah. |
| 0:22.5 | Don't we have, no, it it's the Muddhands that they... Yeah, the Muddhands, right. Toledo Muddhands, yeah. Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion seven-time winner of Nathan's famous international hot dog eating contest will compete in the July 4th spectacle while on probation after beating |
| 0:38.6 | a hell of a guy at a bar. |
| 0:40.3 | Okay. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh, that was another bad alcohol incident I had. |
| 0:43.9 | That was a tent pisser. |
| 0:45.4 | Eating hot dogs? |
| 0:46.6 | I drank a bunch of mudslides. |
| 0:49.7 | I don't even know what's in a mudslide, but somebody might a bottle of a... |
| 0:54.1 | It's like a chocolate milkshake with alcohol, basically. It's TTI Friday's a bottle of mud. What is the alcohol in a mudslide? I don't know. Okay, so just the other day, my buddy mine texted me a photo of this, those cut water canned cocktails. Yeah. He had the banana mudslide. How many calories is that? |
| 1:14.4 | I don't have the calories, but they are 13% ABV. |
| 1:16.7 | Same with the espresso martinis. |
| 1:17.5 | Those are dangerous. |
| 1:18.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.1 | Not bad. |
| 1:20.3 | Yeah. Yeah, especially artinis because you jacks you up and messes you up. |
| 1:23.6 | I drank a bunch of mudslides and pissed the tent that night. |
| 1:26.8 | Whoops. |
| 1:27.9 | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:32.9 | The cut, well, a 12-ounce can of cut water, banana mudslide contains 540 calories. |
| 1:40.2 | That's about what the white Russian is. |
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