The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you, man?

Never been better in my life. How are you?

I'm great.

Good. What the hell's going on?

No problems. My kid graduates today. That's craziness. I know. It's raining out. Yeah. Man. But when's the actual graduation? Oh, well, he never responded to me. He asked if I would come and I said, yeah, when is it? But he never responded, so I didn't know. Oh, because he told me texting and you never responded to him. I responded.

Well, how long in between text? Maybe an hour. He takes longer than me to respond. He takes a couple days, but I know teenagers don't use texting. They use Snapchat. Is that what it is? Right? So it's weird to me like... Well, I know he put away tickets for you and your wife, so... Okay. Because I didn't know we, because I started freaking out.

I'm like, hey, it's going to rain because, you know, everything I got in an email said it was at the stadium and it's free. Like outside? Yeah, that big football stadium that you drive by. This is everything Brooke and I argued about last night. Because I said, I was like, well, you're invited us, but he hasn't said when it is.

She's like, well, you know, what if it's during the week?

I was like, I think it's always on the weekend.

And she goes, well, what if it's outside?

And I was like, it's not California.

We always do them inside.

It's during the day. It's inside. you know, it's on the weekend. What else do you want?

And you're telling me it's outside during the week.

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