The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you?

I'm great.

How are you?

Oh, man, I'm perfect.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That good, huh? I mean, you know, the Pistons lost last night. Yes. I don Oh, man, I'm perfect. Yeah? Yeah. That good, huh?

I mean, you know, the Pistons lost last night.

Yes.

Nobody needs to get into that. Nobody else cares. It was bad. It was a bad loss? They're like down by 20 in the first quarter. Oh. At home, game seven. Yeah, absolutely. I actually turned it off in the third quarter and watched half man.

I turned it back on, thinking, well, you know what I mean?

If I turned it off in the third quarter and watched half man. I turned it back on, thinking, well, you know what, man, if I turn it off, it'll make a run here. Turn it back on, they're down by 21. So you are a little superstitious. Well, at this point, I'm trying anything. Sure. You know, I mean, usually I'm not, but I mean, game seven, you've got nothing else to lose.

At some point, I'm guessing that they were the favorites earlier. Yeah, the whole, yeah, the whole. Okay. Favorites maybe win the whole goddamn thing. What happened? But they got to ask you. I mean, you said it was the refs? Man, the roughs are bad. Bad. It's always the refs. You're not the guy to say it was the refs, but of all the sports.

There was a game in the series, not six, maybe five, I think, where I think one guy from Cleveland got to the line more times than the entire Pistons team? It's like, all right. I mean, I don't know that much about basketball. I only coached it. You know what I mean? And I mean, the reason why I coach is because I don't know that much about it. That's why I like coaching it. But I don't like coaching like baseball or football so much. I did it, but I don't, because I can get mad easy.

You know, sometimes, like, if a player doesn't make a play.

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