5.15.26, Lazlo Logic

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Lazlo's son and SlimFasts’ wife got heckled, and the NFL schedule releases were.. interesting. Don't suggest head if you’re not willing to do the same thing. A husband turned in his wife for sleeping with a student, and a student going to prom showed up in a helicopter. There's nothing like getting swept by the White Sox! SlimFat doesn't know what arugula is, and the most depressing thing about an estate sale is the bathroom. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.8	How are you?
0:49.6	I'm great.
0:50.2	How are you?
0:50.6	I'm all right.
0:51.1	No problems.
0:51.8	Good.
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.2	Seemed to be fine.
0:54.3	It's Friday, right? It's always a good thing. I got an email from my boss. I checked my email. Well, I don't check my work email, so he emails me on my personal email. Oh, okay, I was about to say. Did you decide you had to find a way to get back into the, all right, good, good. Because I was, you know... Don't overthink.
1:11.2	You've been...
1:11.9	I have regular email.
1:13.5	Yeah, and he's using that.
1:14.6	And, you know... That's good. He has it in case of emergency. Okay. Anyway, it came at 5.15 in the morning, so I'm like, man, this dude gets up early, all on his own. But it was nice of them, I just said,
1:25.7	it was a forward from apparently yesterday that the, you know,
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