#498 Christ-Hanuk-Mas with Andrew Youngblood and Shahyan Jahani

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🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Shahyan Jahani and Andrew Youngblood were with me for my shows in Dallas and they joined me for a podcast in the green room before it was time for the show. We talked about Christmas mostly and Chanukah and why the holidays are depressing but also great.

Enjoy your holiday! Whatever you celebrate.

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The Music:

Please Come Home For Christmas - The Eagles
8 Days - Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings
Christmas Vacation - Mavis Staples
The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you guys ever get depression in the holidays? Yeah, you do. Yeah. Why? I do because I I got my I get my kids, you know, and you hate it
0:10.3	And you know, you switch you switch every other holiday
0:13.8	It's weekend
0:14.6	I'm so like if I have a month Thanksgiving, I will have one Christmas if I have one Christmas
0:18.6	I won't have one Thanksgiving so you miss the holiday you miss one of the holidays and so there is every once in a while
0:23.6	There'll be a holiday where I'm fucking with my friends and we're going to a strip club or something
0:28.7	Yeah, because we're like, you know, they're like single guys. They don't give a shit about anything and I'm there and I'm like, okay
0:33.6	Let's go. And we have like one of the saddest Thanksgiving's ever exists.
1:03.6	I'm standing here in front of a dumpster to let you know about a new podcast is starting right now called Chris
1:24.7	Chris Monica, I don't know Chris my Chris Monica, well, and so from the green room in Dallas, Texas me and Andrew Youngblood and Shayan Jirani Jahani
1:36.5	We did a podcast about the holidays. It was a fun one and I hope you guys have a good one. I hope you do. It's been a great year for me
1:44.7	And I'm taking a much bigger vacation. I'll be in Guatemala. Guatemala right now in some fucking nothing place with no phone.
1:52.1	So I'm recording this ahead of time in Dallas to let you know that I want you to have a Merry Christmas and a happy rest of your Hanukkah
2:01.1	Whatever you're doing and my gift to all of you this year was my special RAs of fear Jew your gift to me is to go back in there to that special
2:10.1	Give me one fucking dollar if you haven't done it yet. Give me one fucking dollars. I'm not a pocket over $130,000
2:19.1	Just go to the YouTube and explain this. It's like special thanks right next to the likes and dislikes and the three dots
2:26.1	Donate super thanks. I think it's called give me a fucking dollar. Give me five or ten. Obviously give me one dollar
2:34.1	People are financially stuff not too tough for a dollar anyway. Also if you want some merch
2:40.1	Go to my website. You can get some merch. We have Shabba's Goye shirts two of them designed one designed by Steve Simone
2:48.1	Designed by Lee and Gwyn. The other designed by Lee and Gwyn. We got a psychedelic playing cards where I am the mushroom king
2:55.1	What else I got limited edition riser graph posters from the special with all these interesting details of the special from the flood to the
3:04.1	To the what else we got in there. Taco Bell the demon babies all of it all your favorite things limited edition
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