#497 Freebies with Hans Kim and David Lucas

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Hans Kim, David Lucas, and I talk about free stuff! As a young comic, the generosities of others are what really keep you going. Netflix passwords, drugs, and free meals are all great to give a struggling young comic, and I've gotten a lot fo that over the years, and so have these guys!

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Put Your Money on Me- Arcade Fire
Freelancer- Toro Y Moi
For Free?- Kendrick Lamar
Free in the Knowledge- The Smile

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Did you fucking shame Danny Brown to giving you shoes?
0:03.7	No, I was a TV or TV.
0:05.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:06.4	So when I first moved here, something had happened with my ship being shipped and I had no TV.
0:12.2	And I asked Danny Brown, could I come stay at his house because it's hard for me to fall asleep with no TV.
0:17.0	And he's like, man, I'll buy you a TV.
0:19.0	Yeah, I did.
0:20.0	That's nothing.
0:21.0	And I was like, all right, well, let's go right after the show.
0:23.7	Let's go get a TV.
0:24.6	You call them on it?
0:25.6	Yeah.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:26.6	I was like, don't just say you'll do it.
0:27.8	You all right.
0:28.3	Let's go do it.
0:29.3	And so he never bought the TV.
0:31.8	It didn't next time I saw him.
0:33.3	He's like, they got got plenty of TV.
0:34.7	I just gave you what I'm like, I don't want you to keep talking about it.
0:37.1	I risked my TV.
0:38.1	I risked my TV here.
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