#496 - Cloud 7, 40 Guffs and Elements of Edmonds
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
What does an already packed show need to make it feel complete? That’s right, it’s an 8 minute intro (or just under a 5th of an Edinburgh show...) and an 8 minute Noel Edmonds apologia. This show is nothing if not disciplined.
Once we’re all intro’ed and up-to-date on the elements of Edmonds, it’s content content content. John does some winning and losing, Elis does some Cymru Connecting, and everyone plays a great Made Up Game that has John declaring God is real.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts. |
| 0:07.3 | Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show. |
| 0:09.3 | Twice a week, Wayne Rooney, Kayeard and me, Kelly Somers, |
| 0:12.4 | break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond. |
| 0:15.5 | Coming to the Premier League, he's shown one called Play, he isn't. |
| 0:18.2 | He's been probably the sound of the season. |
| 0:19.6 | Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. |
| 0:23.7 | I had two seasons when I played as the number nine and scored 34 goals in both the seasons. |
| 0:28.1 | But I was bored. |
| 0:30.3 | Wayne Rooney Show. |
| 0:31.5 | It's what everybody's talking about. |
| 0:33.8 | Watch an eye player, listen on sounds. |
| 0:55.7 | Thank you. Watch an eye player, listen on Towns. Hello everyone. |
| 0:59.2 | The BBC is deep into their search for a new Director General, |
| 1:01.8 | and after a round of interviews from the corporate world, |
| 1:04.4 | it was time to hold open interviews from within, |
| 1:08.6 | in the hope that the BBC could find leadership from in-house talent. |
| 1:13.2 | Following a petition from the general public and an appeal from His Majesty the King, |
| 1:17.6 | I headed for Broadcasting House, armed with my vision for a better BBC. |
| 1:22.5 | Despite arriving as the front doors opened, it was clear from the waiting room outside the chairman's office that many had camped out overnight to be first in line. |
| 1:28.0 | Adrian Charles was still fast asleep in his Super Ted sleeping bag. |
| 1:32.4 | A nagger made the shush sign as I stepped over him. |
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