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The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:03.5 | Thank you all for coming out to my show at the Netflix is a joke festival in Los Angeles at the Wiltern Theater where I interviewed the cast of Selling Sunset dressed as John Wayne Gacy. |
| 0:18.9 | And it was a great moment for everyone. |
| 0:22.6 | It was fun. |
| 0:23.5 | It was a fun show. |
| 0:25.4 | The women from the show didn't speak that much. |
| 0:35.3 | And Jason Oppenheim, who owns the brokerage, to his credit, tried to answer some of the questions. |
| 0:42.0 | And I like him. |
| 0:43.5 | At one point, I said, are your clients worried about security? |
| 0:48.0 | And he said, yes, he goes, in fact, the other day, I went to go to a house and they wouldn't even let me in because that's how secure it was. And I went, they wouldn't let you in? And he goes, no, well, they let me in. I was like, oh, so you just, you lied. You just, you made that up. And he left. He goes, yeah. And that's what a good real estate agent does. |
| 1:12.9 | A good real estate agent is a liar. |
| 1:15.8 | Sorry. |
| 1:17.0 | You want them lying for you. |
| 1:19.9 | But that's what they do. |
| 1:22.1 | I want to respect that. |
| 1:23.0 | I respect the profession. |
| 1:24.1 | Always have. |
| 1:27.6 | And they came on the show. |
| 1:28.9 | Now, we did a show where it was like a theatrical kind of Broadway show. |
| 1:34.3 | If you were on math, you know, we interviewed a food delivery robot. |
| 1:38.5 | We had a choir of people that came out dressed as unhoused people and sang landslide. |
| 1:45.9 | We had, you know, we had like a woman come out who pretended to lose her house in the |
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