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The Tim Dillon Show

494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.713.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:30.2

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.

0:32.7

I am sorry we are late.

0:34.8

We are never late.

0:36.7

We are a day late because we have traveled to Los Angeles.

0:40.1

We are doing the Netflix is a joke comedy festival,

0:44.6

which is really a good festival.

0:46.5

I don't know if you've heard about this,

0:47.6

but Netflix is taken over the entire city of Los Angeles.

0:51.5

And what I like about this particular festival is they don't have any passes. So usually

0:55.8

you'd buy a pass and you'd get into a bunch of shows. But this one, you have to buy each show

1:02.5

individually. And I like that. I like, I want you to have to explain to your wife why you have to go

1:09.9

see Jelly Roll and then the

1:12.5

comedy jam and then a couple of shows at the Hollywood Bowl and then me and then it's good.

1:18.5

You got to tell your wife, honey, what are we saving for?

1:22.0

We can't afford a house.

1:23.4

I want to see Jelly Roll on Kill Tony.

1:25.9

We can't afford a home anyway.

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