496 - USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool kid in school.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome with the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:02.5 | We are in London, a last-minute trip to the UK. |
| 0:09.0 | And it's very kind of the people here to let us use their studio. |
| 0:14.1 | Podcasting is apparently becoming a thing here. |
| 0:17.0 | So we'll see what happens with that. |
| 0:20.1 | It's had quite the run in America podcasting. Hasn't it, hasn't it had quite the run? |
| 0:26.0 | And some people not so thrilled with podcasting and the direction it's gone in. And it's, uh, powers. |
| 0:36.1 | But, um, it's good to be here in London. It's a beautiful day. We're going to see Pierce |
| 0:41.8 | Morgan on Monday. We're going to we're going to fuck around. Again, thank you to everyone who came |
| 0:48.5 | to that Seleck Sunset show. And I wasn't going to discuss this because it's probably a legal matter now, I guess. And I wasn't going to bring it up. And really, truly, I wasn't going to discuss this because it's probably a legal matter now, I guess. |
| 0:55.9 | And I wasn't going to bring it up. |
| 0:57.4 | And really, truly, I wasn't going to bring it up. |
| 0:59.1 | But I'm being, is the term extortion? |
| 1:03.7 | Because I'm being extorted. |
| 1:05.7 | Is that the term? |
| 1:06.6 | I think that's the term. |
| 1:09.7 | I hired a lovely woman to do this costume who I said very nice things about on this show. |
| 1:18.7 | And she sent an estimate for the costume that was a number. |
| 1:24.5 | I'm not going to say what the number was. |
| 1:26.4 | Should I say what the number was? Should I say what the number was? |
| 1:28.7 | Should I say what the number was? |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah. |
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