Holy Jump and Swordfish. Hey, this is Harlan Williams. I am a jumping

swordfish. Thank you for caring. Welcome to the podcast. This is the

Harland Highway. Thank you very much.

And we have some crazy stuff to cover today.

This is a great story. I got to be, you might not believe it, but it's true. I got to be like a little dolphin trainer. I got to interact with dolphins.

Wait do you hear how this went down?

And it was just incredible.

Also, Dr. Ascot is here. I have to do some therapy today. Don't like it.

I've got a crazy news story for you

you'll never believe what this idiot did some guy broke into a building

and you'll never guess what he did he's a dumb ass

uh... barbecue ed Eddie is here kicking off the summer with you know trying to

get his barbecue buddies together to fry up some ribs and then for the first time ever I'm having a little contest, a bizarre

Harland Highway contest. Stick around. I'm going to tell you about it at the end of the show. It's very strange. I don't even know why I'm doing it but I think

it could be fun because this is the Harland Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

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