Hello boys and girls this is Harlan Williams your host of the Harlan Highway

podcast put on your seat belts put your tongues in your mouth and wipe the gunk from your dirty little eyes.

Hey everybody, it's me, Harla Williams.

And what a show today, man.

I'm going to be jumping up on stage and doing some stand up. You

guys seem to like that little segment before so another little segment of me

doing live stand-up at the comedy club. One of my demented relatives is going to be calling in my

Aunt Ruthie who she's an old lady she lives up in Rochester New York. She shouldn't be driving. She lives her

She shouldn't be driving.

Somehow she has her license and somehow she got her hands on a cell phone.

She shouldn't be driving.

She shouldn't be driving and talking on a cell phone wait till she calls in and

see how that fiasco goes. Also we're going to be talking about American culture.

What's happening to us? we're going to be talking about American culture.

What's happening to us?

Are we becoming just one big bike gang?

If you're taking a look at the American demographic lately,

the tattoos and the cutoff shirts and the tough guy posturing. Are we a

bike gang? Maybe my crazy Aunt Ruthie from Rochester New York can help us figure it out.

She's going to be calling in on my personal cell phone right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

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