Hello.

I said hello three times that means there must be at least three of you listening.

Um, hey boys and girls it it's Harle Williams here on the Harlan Highway.

And what a show we have today.

I think somebody's going to be calling my cell phone and leaving me a message later

today which could be interesting. It might be one of my relatives so we'll see. Also we're going to be talking about the whole gun control thing. I try not to be too political on this show or get too serious or get into, you know, too much topical stuff. But I've had it. I've had it with the

gun control fantasy. The idea that something's going to change idea that something's gonna change that something's gonna the gun laws are gonna change that everyone's gonna be safe

it's all a big illusion and I'm tired of all the spin and all the people talking about it

And I'm finally gonna get into that. It's a little bit serious, but from time to time I go there and see what you think it's just an opinion but I can't

hold back any longer and then we're going to talk about people getting ugly. Oh yeah we all get a little ugly somehow. I mean we're

getting ugly right now because this is the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

This is your fucking wake-up call, man.

You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams.

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