491: Lord of the Ringo Bingo

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

How did you get in here? This is a supposed to be a private crematorium. You shouldn't be riding your penny farthing around the crematorium honking on that antique horn of yours. Watch out for that pile of unburnt cadavers! Oh no, you've knocked them all over and their toe tags got all mixed up – now we won't know which grieving widows get which urns. Look, we promise we won't tell on you for goofing around the crematorium if you don't tell the widows we're doling out rando-ashes. Deal? Deal! In this episode, Joe discovers another celebrity NFT grift. Steve's seen the new Lord of the Rings: Gollum game. And Log's been to Big London on a riverboat tour. GO!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.6	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that's exactly the same every week.
0:13.1	And like every week, I'm joined by my two best friends, Joe and Log.
0:19.9	Hi.
0:20.2	This week, we have got a tantalizing set of adduves.
0:28.4	Feature hors d'oeuvres served up on a silver platter for little princess who demands her feature treats.
0:37.1	Joe, what have you got for our little feature princess?
0:40.5	It pleases, milady.
0:42.7	I have a whole feature about non-fungible tokens from a very fungible man.
0:50.0	Oh, I think the little feature princess likes that.
0:52.3	She's smacking her lips like a hungry little feature princess.
0:56.5	Oh, my God.
0:57.2	It's almost embarrassing.
0:59.9	I've never seen a, I've never seen a princess act so undignified.
1:05.2	And may I load onto her?
1:07.3	Oh, my God.
1:09.0	No, you may not.
1:10.6	Leave that princess alone.
1:13.8	That would have been amazing if I had a second half of a sentence to say, but I did not.
1:20.2	But what I have got is the feature that I will hope doesn't upset her further is that I went on the Thames on Little Boat Tour.
1:29.4	And the guy giving the tour guide speech was someone I think you know.
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