492: Laser Goblin

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Four score and Michael Barrymore. Sorry, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading this bit. In this episode, Gav looms over us like a ghost, Steve's got laser eye surgery, and Log's a mean little goblin with a mission to pang the queen, That's right, PANG! We love you.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.0	My name is Gavin Mofin today.
0:14.3	I'm joined by sexy boy number one, Steve Hogarty.
0:17.4	Hi, how's it going?
0:18.6	Sexy boy number two, John O'Blythe.
0:20.4	Hello there, you. I love you.
0:22.0	Who has got features? Not me. We've got features to spare. Our features are so big that they make up for
0:34.2	the vacuum left by your absence of a feature.
0:38.1	My feature is growing and growing,
0:39.5	and if we don't stop talking, get into it soon,
0:41.4	it might take over my life.
0:43.7	Whoa.
0:44.2	No, carry on.
0:44.8	We can do some introductory chat if you're on.
0:47.0	I mean, just,
0:47.5	I'm just here with a fucking inflating feature, Steve.
0:50.6	Don't worry.
0:52.5	An inflated sense of feature
0:54.8	you want to get a look
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