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Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode of Regular Features is presented, as always, in high-quality .wav format. You make a .wav by walking up the holy mountain and holding your Zune to the sky. A single raindrop will fall into the 3.5mm headphone jack, and a .wav will be shat out. It's beautiful. This week's .wav is filled with a spicy, sexy episode of Star Trek, a look into the newest FIFA game on PS2, and a discussion of why you'd ever want to be in a bath full of Beelzebub's juice - wine.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, and I'm regular, regular features. Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week. My name, as always, is Matt Lees, and I'm joined by Stephen Hogarty.
0:17.3	Hello, thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. You know what? I shouldn't point it out when you do it. No, no, no. You have saved me in the fact that, you know, I don't know if it made the edit, but in a podcast we were recording, you pointed out the fact that I think I was using a word as a linchpin that could be pronounced in one of two ways, which has been screwing me over for 10 years.
0:38.9	But now I've got a correct linchpin.
0:40.7	I think I'm fine.
0:42.0	We'll see.
0:43.1	Anyway, Steve's here.
0:44.3	He's great.
0:46.1	Thanks.
0:46.7	Thank you.
0:48.8	Joseph Scribbles.
0:51.8	Yeah.
0:52.2	Oh, fuck.
0:54.7	It's Joseph Scrabbles. That's a terrible joke. Oh, fuck! It's Joseph Scrabbles.
0:55.8	That's a terrible joke.
0:57.8	Oh, Scrabbles.
0:59.2	Okay, yeah.
1:00.0	Hi, how are you doing?
1:01.4	I'm having a great time.
1:02.8	I hope you are, too, the reader.
1:06.2	Shall I start this over?
1:08.0	No, I've enjoyed it.
1:09.7	All right.
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