491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'.
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| 0:30.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. |
| 0:33.5 | We hope you are well out there. |
| 0:36.5 | Donald Trump, our president, is embroiled in a feud with many of his closest supporters. |
| 0:44.8 | And I think he should change the subject. |
| 0:50.2 | I am in the minority here. |
| 0:53.9 | But here's, let me come out and defend Trump right now. |
| 0:57.1 | Can I defend him? |
| 0:58.9 | Let me defend him. |
| 1:03.3 | I don't care if he staged the assassination attempted butler. |
| 1:08.5 | I don't care. |
| 1:09.8 | I don't care. I don't care. |
| 1:11.0 | And I think he should admit it. |
| 1:13.3 | I think he should admit it. |
| 1:17.1 | I should change the subject. |
| 1:19.9 | Stop talking about Iran. |
| 1:22.2 | Just admit you staged it in Butler. |
| 1:26.2 | It was the heat of the campaign. |
| 1:29.0 | People do crazy things in campaigns. |
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