490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history.
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| 0:29.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:33.8 | We are here and we are going to discuss the news of the day. |
| 0:39.5 | And we are going to treat it with respect because a lot of people forget. |
| 0:46.7 | These are real people that we talk about all the time here. |
| 0:50.7 | And these people deserve respect. |
| 0:56.0 | And that's what we do. |
| 0:58.0 | We give them respect. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't know anything about the Gnome household. |
| 1:04.6 | I don't know. |
| 1:05.9 | Chrissy Nome, I know she shot her dog in the face. |
| 1:08.8 | And then she kind of made a best of the Homeland Security thing. |
| 1:12.4 | Now, she's got a husband named Byron, and he likes cross-dressing, |
| 1:16.7 | and he likes having the big tints, the milkers. |
| 1:22.8 | So now he was, he's been dressing up and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty, |
| 1:27.4 | I guess, in like a chat room or something. |
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