492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2026
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race.
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| 0:35.7 | The Straits of Hormuz are now open, I believe, in a stunning achievement of international |
| 0:45.7 | diplomacy. |
| 0:48.3 | And we're still maybe or maybe not, I believe, doing a blockade. |
| 0:53.9 | And then they might close again. |
| 0:57.4 | Iran is threatened that. It's by the minute now. By the minute, as I was driving here, I was on |
| 1:03.9 | my phone trying not to swerve into oncoming traffic, reading about the updates to the Straits of |
| 1:10.5 | Hormuz. |
| 1:11.7 | Iran threatens to disrupt shipping in Red Sea unless the U.S. lifts the blockade. |
| 1:18.7 | And this is as of a few minutes ago. |
| 1:25.4 | So they're going back and forth. |
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| 1:36.2 | Well, and everyone's talking about the midterm. |
| 1:38.3 | Well, the midterm. |
| 1:39.5 | There's not going to be any midterms. |
| 1:42.4 | Israel is going to nuke the midterms. There's no midterms out there. |
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