Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.

A regular regular features are show.

Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.

My name is Gavin Murphy, and today I'm joined by Mr. Joe Scribbles.

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

I'm Mr. Joglob-Bla-Brave.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hmm.

We were just saying just before we started,

I was kind of hoping the Siggy Man would come back this week, but maybe that's just something for the future. I don't know who that is. You don't? I certainly don't. I don't listen to her and I'm not on. The Secret Sigi Man. I wasn't on last week.

I was replaced by a SIGgy man entity.

The SIGI man.

As seen in X-Files season three.

There's something I find so sensual about the name the SIGgy man. The SIGgy man. That's the thing. I'm not a smoker, but the Sigi man has almost made me want to smoke. Oh, yeah. Of course. And listen to jazz. I hate jazz as well. I'd be so good at smoking, you know. Anyway, we can't. Let's not go on another Sigi man tangent in the intro. Go on. I want one now. Turn into him. Everyone wants it. Oh, the Sigi man has returned. I don't even remember if the SIGgy Man sounded any different to get.

That was gorgeous.

No, Siggie Man.

It sounds like Tom Wait.

Oh, I didn't even have time to get hard.

I just shot Spunk out of a soft cock.

Anyone who's a SIGgy man stand is now going to be upset That there's no more Sigi man for the rest of the episode

You know that

So let's move swiftly on

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