489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:05.2 | RIP to those pilots at LaGuardia, you know, everybody's tagging me going, you called it, |
| 0:12.2 | which is not exactly, that's not my goal here, is to call air disasters before they happen. |
| 0:22.1 | But I will say that I've been flying a long time and I've been paying attention to |
| 0:30.1 | travel. |
| 0:32.1 | And there's been a lot of near misses. |
| 0:34.7 | And I've never felt less safe sitting on a tarmac waiting to take off |
| 0:42.3 | I have never personally felt less safe I think there are too many people out flying I don't know |
| 0:51.0 | where everyone's going and I'm not trying I'm not saying like people shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere. |
| 0:57.1 | I'm just saying the demand and the fact that the system seems to be at a breaking point. |
| 1:05.3 | Inevitably, things like this are going to happen. |
| 1:07.2 | But I, you know, I don't like that. |
| 1:08.4 | Like, you called, you called it. |
| 1:11.1 | I'm like, all right. It's people dying. People losing their life. People that were injured. |
| 1:20.8 | LaGuardia is a terrible airport. If you don't know LaGuardia, it's a little... Is it one runway? |
| 1:29.1 | It's two runways. |
| 1:30.8 | It's not international. |
| 1:32.8 | It's a domestic New York City airport. |
| 1:37.4 | The runways are not long enough to land, you know, |
| 1:40.1 | Airbus A380s and stuff coming in from Qatar, Dubai, London. |
| 1:46.0 | So it's flights from Chicago. |
| 1:51.0 | And it's this little airport and it is incredibly busy. |
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