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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

49: Spooky Spots in Salem, MA

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2019

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Beach Too Sandy Halloween Extravaganza!! We have such an exciting show featuring three very special guests! We bet you're reading this looking for a spoiler of who those guests are. Well guess what, we're not going to spoil the greatest surprise since that time Alex filled a pinata full of beans. But to entice you, here's a preview of what's to come: head lice, 666, ritual sacrifices, roast beef, Joe Bish, chainsaw butt thrusts, and Spooky Kama Sutra. Enjoy this SpOoKy OoKy exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them! And a very special thank you to our guests for making this our BEST episode yet!

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0:00.0

Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

0:08.7

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

0:14.7

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:30.0

Hello it's Halloween time. Yay spooky time. Spooky-oooky time. Welcome to our

0:47.0

very special Halloween edition of beach to sandy water to wet. It's an

0:51.8

extravaganza. It is and it's quite extravagan over here as always. As always.

0:57.9

What's our theme this week? Oh my goodness. Our theme is spooky-oooky. Our theme is

1:03.0

Halloween things. Halloween event Halloween in Salem, Massachusetts. Spooky spots.

1:10.2

I think that's what we settled on. Spooky spots in Salem, Massachusetts.

1:15.3

Sure. The triple S. I'm glad you got rid of your list when you were a child

1:19.8

because that would have hurt. I mean I'm pretty sure that hurt either way. That was

1:24.4

pretty bad. Spooky spots in Salem. Spooky spots in Salem. It is the Spooky's town.

1:30.1

I've never been a voice wanted to go. A lot of people because my other

1:33.5

podcast message me and say any recommendations for Salem and I'm like I've

1:38.4

literally never been there. So I have no clue but I'm sure everything. Well

1:42.8

actually I've gotten quite a taste of what's good and what's not. Yeah we've

1:48.7

learned a lot about Salem and this theme is all thanks to Amy. Oh yeah that's

1:54.0

right Amy. I mean it's recommended this because it's her hometown. Yeah she

1:58.9

requested Salem. That's pretty cool. I don't know why you moved but um sounds

2:03.1

like a cool place to be. I do after reading these reviews. Actually yeah and I

2:06.2

feel like it must be a pain in the ass to have tours everywhere all the time. I

2:08.9

can't go into Hollywood anymore here because it's just like. Yeah it's one of

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