48: Halloween Stores in Virginia Beach, VA
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
WHEN YOU YELL, I YELP! Looking for a nose to pick? You've come to the right place. Turn up the Ziggy Idol, put on your star costume, and join us as we kick off spooky-ooky season with Halloween stores in Virginia Beach, VA!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:08.7 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.8 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | It's the ghost of Yelp. I should have gone. Yelp. You should have maybe looks just |
| 0:51.4 | re-record this. We're not off to a great start. I'm never going back. I've never |
| 0:58.2 | been doing that again. Okay. Welcome to week one of our spooky spectacular. Yes. And this |
| 1:04.8 | spooky spectacular takes place in Virginia. Virginia Beach to be exact. We were |
| 1:11.6 | looking at spooky places in Virginia Beach as in Halloween stores. Yes. Whether |
| 1:17.6 | that be costumes or decor, Asians, etc. Yep. Po-poree. Po-poree. And my challenge. Po-poree. |
| 1:28.0 | My challenge was to find a review in which the reviewer claims to cast a spell. And let me tell you |
| 1:40.9 | when you try to search for I put a spell on you with Yelp, you don't get good results for this. |
| 1:48.0 | Fuck do you get. You get all about the song. Oh. Okay. I guess that makes sense. Yeah. It |
| 1:53.4 | did make sense. So I had to be a little creative. But I found a handful. So we'll see how that goes. |
| 1:57.8 | Okay. Okay. It's going to be spooky. Spooky. Okay. So the first review I have is of a place called |
| 2:05.0 | Harry Goals Halloween Planet. Yep. I have a review from there too. Okay. This is a one-star |
| 2:12.5 | review by Larry. This place smelled like toxic plastic fumes. The haunted house sound effects |
| 2:21.2 | CD they were playing was way too loud and not scary at all. You can't scare me. I'm Larry. I picked up a |
| 2:31.8 | witch-nosed smell it. And never thought I'd hear that sentence ever. I picked up a witch-nosed smell it |
| 2:43.9 | and an employee immediately told me not to try it on. I replied that I was just looking for a |
| 2:50.9 | nose to pick and they didn't laugh at all. Well that's because it's not funny. I think it's hilarious. No. I think it's hilarious. This is |
| 3:00.6 | serious business. Okay. Some of the costume packages were not suitable for youngsters to look at. |
| 3:09.2 | Sexy none. Notty accountant? These costumes need to be kept behind the counter. Costumes are |
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