488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:02.7 | When I die, please make AI videos of me saying crazy shit and causing havoc. |
| 0:14.6 | Now, I don't think BB's dead, mind you. |
| 0:17.1 | But what a great story if he were dead and he was like still causing international incidents |
| 0:28.3 | while dead he's not dead from the people I've spoken to he's not not dead. But it's a good, it's a nice idea that whenever |
| 0:42.6 | a leader were to die now, we just have to sift through things that they put out and wonder, |
| 0:51.9 | is this real? Is this not? |
| 0:55.8 | This guy saying Genghis Khan is going to beat Jesus. |
| 0:59.3 | That would be so much more funny if he were dead. |
| 1:03.2 | If he were dead and then they were sitting there and they go, |
| 1:07.1 | Bebe's got a list of things he wants us to use AI to make him say. |
| 1:11.9 | And then one of them is, |
| 1:13.4 | a, |
| 1:14.3 | gangis Khan has the advantage over Jesus because evil wins, |
| 1:21.1 | according to Benjamin Netanyahu. |
| 1:25.3 | And a lot of people are thinking the guy's dead. |
| 1:27.8 | I don't think he's dead. |
| 1:29.3 | But this is like big speculation. |
| 1:31.4 | I've even texted people. |
| 1:32.9 | I've said, hey, is this guy dead? |
| 1:36.1 | And then people were like, well, we don't think so, but we don't really know. |
| 1:40.8 | And then people are sending you videos back and forth of him like, |
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