487 - Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:03.3 | We are here. |
| 0:04.4 | Spring has sprung. |
| 0:06.7 | We have the spring background. |
| 0:08.8 | I believe that is the Tulip Festival in the Netherlands. |
| 0:14.4 | And a beautiful statement of spring and of hope of new life. |
| 0:20.8 | And I'm very hopeful and I'm very positive. |
| 0:23.1 | And I don't care how bleak it gets. |
| 0:27.4 | I believe that things are going to get better. |
| 0:30.7 | I like this new leader. |
| 0:34.7 | By the way, I'm bullish on this new leader. |
| 0:38.4 | I'm going to have a little trouble pronouncing his name, but he's, he's, because by the way, I was always saying Ayatollah Khomeini, but it's hominy or something. |
| 0:48.6 | I just realized that. |
| 0:50.6 | But, oh boy, here we go. |
| 0:52.3 | Muchtaba hominy. I'm bullish on him and i think i think we won the war |
| 0:59.8 | and i think it's time to leave and give him this country and a lot of people are saying well we're |
| 1:06.0 | starting off on the wrong foot with him because we killed his father his his wife, and maybe his daughter, right? |
| 1:12.0 | We kill his daughter as well? |
| 1:14.1 | Well, you know, maybe he didn't like his wife and his father. |
| 1:16.8 | You know, here's the deal. |
| 1:18.9 | You can't ever know the inner dynamics of any family. |
| 1:23.4 | So, you know, sure, I'm sure he was startled by the killing of his father, wife and daughter. |
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