I packed totally wrong for this trip.

Oh, tell me more. This is our pre-show then. I'm already interested.

What is going on?

So first of all, hi everyone. I'm in California. I'm vacation.

Not really. I'm vacation. I'm vacation in California.

Yeah. So I'm in California. Apple summoned a few of us out

at the last minute, last week.

And so we made the pilgrimage to this wonderful event.

And frankly, I'm pretty impressed by the event, which we'll get to in a little bit.

But anyway, I didn't bring the bell or the vibroslapped or my computer's hat.

What are you even doing?

I know. It's been so long since I've traveled to this conference.

I forgot how to do it. I'm so sad.

And I had to borrow an ethernet cable from underscore.

Yeah, he had it in this pocket.

Yeah, of course. He had a special pocket in his jacket just for ethernet cables.

You joke, but that is possible.

Did you have a bell? Did you ask?

I should have.

I don't care about the vibroslapped.

Well, so we just can't talk about network attack storage or certain file storage mechanisms.

Well, I looked at the sessions and I did a search for file and I did a search for time.

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