48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Spoiler warning, Theophiloi, but it turns out that the Book of Lamentations is, in fact, actually a straight up book just full of lamentations. Jeremiah is back and surprisingly less wordy, so join us as we try to goof our way through this very depressing book about God putting hard times on Jerusalem circa 586 BCE. Plus: the complete New Testament Rap!

Topics of discussion: A very confrontational installment of the Correctional Confessional, Gotta Get That Good Newt™, ranking the Seven Species, IIIsaiah, Tisha B'Av, the saddest food, a very bad joke from Benito, the invention of the slow clap, donkey centaurs, what is an ostrich and can you eat it, a very good joke from Benito, a mystery bird.

Transcript

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0:00.0	He has worn away my flesh and skin.
0:02.2	He has shattered my bones.
0:04.2	He has laid siege against me, encircling me with bitterness and hardship.
0:08.4	He has made me dwell in darkness like those who have been dead for ages.
0:13.2	The Book of Lamentations, Chapter 3, verses 4 through 6.
0:17.0	What?
0:18.1	The world moves on another day, another drama, drama.
0:22.0	But not for me, not for me.
0:23.7	All I think about is karma.
0:25.7	And then the world moves on, but one thing's for sure.
0:29.4	Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours.
0:33.2	But I got smarter.
0:34.4	I got harder.
0:35.3	I got harder.
0:37.3	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the and neighbors, and welcome to Apocry Pals.
0:38.4	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:42.4	My name is Chris Sims.
0:43.8	With me, as always, the other set of footprints, the other half of your humble sons of thunder.
0:48.7	Benito Serrano.
0:49.7	Benito, how are you today?
0:51.8	Pretty good, man.
0:52.9	I'm up and dressed and ready to be depressed.
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