49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Brace yourselves, Theophiloi, because this episode is a Triple-Epistle! (Tripistle?) Your humble Sons of Thunder are taking on not one, not two, but all three of the extremely short Johannine Epistles, in which we discover that a dude who once offered to burn down an entire city for Jesus, was actually way more chill than Mr. Paul. Quelle surprise. Plus: two solid minutes of us laughing at our own jokes about Ninja Warrior.

Topics of discussion: the weirdest places we've ever been witnessed to, Big Youth Pastor Energy, AO3's new motto, the antichrist, the Luigi of Jesus, James the Just's Mansion, Children of the Devil, Phantasm V: JesVs, Cerenthus, the Johannine Comma, Diotrephes.

Hymnal: "The Lust, The Flesh, The Eyes and The Pride Of Life," by the 77s

Offertory: Each person should do as they have decided in their heart, so if you enjoy the show, head to ko-fi.com/apocrypals, for the Apocrypals love a cheerful giver.

Transcript

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0:00.0	If anyone says I love God yet hates his brother, he is a liar.
0:04.0	For the person who does not love his brother he has seen cannot love the God he has not seen.
0:09.0	I'll go to any late sacrifice all that I already have and all that I might get.
0:18.0	Just to get something more that I don't need and Lord, please don't ask me what for the lust, the flesh,
0:30.5	the eyes, and the pride of life drain the life.
0:36.9	Hello, friends and neighbors.
0:37.3	Welcome to the Parker Pals. It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the friends and neighbors. Welcome to Pocker Pals.
0:38.8	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:42.5	My name is Chris Sims.
0:43.9	And with me, as always, the other half of your humble sons of thunder, Benito Serrano.
0:47.8	Benito, how are you today?
0:50.1	I'm good, Chris, for a couple of reasons.
0:53.3	Number one, we're hot on the trail that count down to 50.
0:57.1	It's true.
0:57.9	Next episode.
1:00.0	Next episode going to be that very round.
1:01.9	I can't believe we've been doing this show for 50 weeks already.
1:07.7	It's been 50 years.
1:11.3	50 years, this very night.
1:13.7	I was going to make a joke about how the gap between episodes this time was very similar to the gap between episodes when we were doing Jeremiah because we had so much to read.
1:24.3	It was such, I couldn't, it was, it was page after page, after page.
1:30.0	I was just like, what?
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