#4773 A Date With Deskiny

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Jon and Andrew wrap up their TBTL-a-Thon week in Valley City, Ohio, with a call-in topic that Andrew and the listeners do *not* approve of. They also discuss the latest details on the cyclosporiasis outbreak, now that officials have figured out the source of it. And they make their final plans for the big Frog Jump on Sunday.

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0:00.0	some slimy, jelly-like stuff, with black specks inside.
0:07.0	That's what Steve has found in the water this April morning.
0:12.0	What are those little black specks?
0:15.0	They're alive.
0:17.0	They'll take them home to show Dad.
0:20.0	Dad will probably know what they are.
0:21.6	The boys have found some frog eggs. Some of them are hatching.
0:26.6	Jimmy thinks of the Tadpoles as his pets. He's picked out a large one and given it a name.
0:32.6	Tad. One day, about a week after leaving the water, Tad has become an adult frog.
0:39.3	Dad thinks the boys should take the frogs back to the pond.
0:43.3	But Steve would like to keep Tad.
0:46.3	Well, all right, the boys can keep Tad.
0:51.3	But the rest will have to go.
0:53.3	The boys will put them in the jar and take them back to the pond.
1:00.0	T, B, T, B, T, L.
1:07.0	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? It's Friday, Friday.
1:12.6	Gonna get down on Friday.
1:15.6	Everybody's looking forward to the weekends.
1:17.6	Are your honors, at this time I'd like to present a compilation of general misjudgments.
1:22.6	Half of them fear-based, half of them just stupid.
1:25.6	If we wanted to, we could have our own business. No, I agree. If we really wanted to, we could. It's just that, do we want to do that? Do we want to have a website and a blog and be like, this is what we did today? No, it's too much work. Yeah, and too expensive. Yeah, I'm not feeling too hot. How many hot dogs you have for lunch? Three.
1:45.2	Well, there's your problem.
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