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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4772 Is Hot Dog A Soup?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Jon and Andrew continue their broadcast week from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew says he's  DONE with Wordle after his experience with yesterday's puzzle. They also discuss the all-soup restaurant near their AirBNB in Ohio City. And they take calls from listeners who share their stories about the Daves they know.  

Transcript

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0:00.0

What I'm saying is you gotta go for it.

0:02.0

Yeah, you have to take a risk.

0:03.0

Yeah, no, you're right.

0:04.0

You have to.

0:05.0

It's like when I decided to go back to Cleveland,

0:06.0

I wasn't totally sure that's gonna welcome me back, man, but they did. They welcomed me back with open arms and an open heart. Yeah, they did. Again, I feel like that applies more to you. I don't even live in Cleveland, but again, I appreciate the thought.

0:21.0

Cleveland, Ohio?

0:22.0

You want the home of the Rock' Roll Hall of Fame?

0:24.0

Or maybe we go down to I don't even live in Cleveland, but again, I appreciate the thought. Cleveland, Ohio?

0:21.6

You want the home on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Or maybe go down to the Ken to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. You know Superman was created in Cleveland? Yeah, no, I know Superman was created in Cleveland. You've told me that a number of times. You ever seen Kyle Hogan Sunset? No. Do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family? Yes, yes, yes, I do. You tell me that all the time. You randomly just text me that.

0:39.2

I always wrong with it.

0:40.4

It's weird. It's me that all the time.

0:37.6

You randomly just text me that.

0:39.2

What's wrong with that?

0:40.2

Which is weird.

0:40.5

It's weird.

0:41.3

I got free texting.

0:42.3

TVTL.

0:47.3

Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately,

0:50.6

but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I going to be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money-wise. Are you all right? No. No, I'm confused. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. This face is not my face. This is ludicrous. Okay. I think you've said, Targis. Is this correct? What? No. Great. I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is Targish, Targis. Is this okay?

1:30.9

Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? Or are you disrespecting my duplication

1:35.7

investigation? My God, man. How much more can we take? I can only imagine what the audience is thinking.

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