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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The TBTL-a-Thon continues from Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew has a disturbing update on his lost package of recording equipment and Luke is worried about the salad he ate last night, given the outbreak of a diarrhea-causing parasite in these parts. They also take calls from listeners, including one who has a story about love and Pizza Hut.

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0:00.0	We're on the beaches of Lake Erie and we've got our radios tuned to Kid Leo on the home of the buzzard, WMMS.
0:08.0	Let's go with the hottest thing in town today by far.
0:11.0	The Euclid Beach Band and there's no surf in Cleveland.
0:19.0	From the sound, you'd think the Beach Boys were doing this song, but it's really the Euclid Beach band.
0:24.6	A group of musicians who got together to cut this record for a special cause.
0:28.6	The proceeds will go to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund.
0:31.6	Jim Gerard of Seam Magazine and Richard Rising combined for the lyrics which talk about how Cleveland has plenty to offer,
0:38.6	even though there's no surf in Cleveland, USA.
0:41.3	Anytime, it's a Liberty Bell ranger chime.
0:47.3	We're all here in Cleveland, Ohio.
1:08.1	Oh, Ohio and loving by my brother. Ohio A single will be released for local airplay this Friday will go on sale next week.
1:12.4	As I say on bandstand, it's got a good beat, and you can dance to this one.
1:14.0	I'll give it a 95.
1:16.5	TVTL.
1:20.5	Who's that?
1:22.3	Babby.
1:24.2	No, that's Andrew.
1:25.0	Who's that?
1:25.9	Daddy.
1:28.4	No, that's Luke. Daddy, baby. Daddy. No, that's Luke.
1:34.2	Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you.
1:35.9	Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
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