#4769 Jumpin' For Joy In Valley City!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2026
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Andrew, and Jon kick off this year's TBTL-a-Thon from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew is losing his MIND with nostalgia. They also provide an update on the box of audio equipment that disappeared in the US Postal System, and Luke is excited about a giant, steam-powered train that should be rolling through town any minute now…
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| 0:00.0 | First tell me what's going on in this bucket that's inside of my house. |
| 0:04.0 | Bogs. |
| 0:05.0 | Do those belong inside the house? |
| 0:08.0 | Yes, and then leave inside the house and sleep inside the house. |
| 0:12.0 | So, let me get some out. |
| 0:14.0 | No, they will absolutely not be doing that. |
| 0:16.0 | You get those out of here. |
| 0:17.0 | And also, where's your other shoe? |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, can they ask. You're just running around with one shoe? |
| 0:24.0 | Yes, I have. |
| 0:24.3 | And a bucket of frogs? |
| 0:25.5 | Yeah, like this. |
| 0:26.3 | Come here. |
| 0:27.7 | One, hold on. |
| 0:29.3 | TBTL. |
| 0:34.6 | Well, well, here we are. |
| 0:40.3 | I want to congratulate you for being on time. It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement. |
| 0:44.3 | Tuck in your blues. |
| 0:45.3 | We're not in Saskatoon anymore, Mom. People in Toronto don't tuck in their blouses. |
| 0:49.3 | They want to dress well here. And I want to fit in, you know? |
| 0:52.3 | Um, it's people who identify as nerdy, rapping about the things they love, video games, science fiction, having a hard time meeting romantic partners. Losers, in other words. Well, I mean, the hutsper of these guys with their fracca, it's, it's a real shod on what it's supposed to be. A simka. Yeah. It's supposed to be a sim card. Me fail English? That's impossible. Well, all right. Hello. Good morning. And welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Are you sure? That's what they said on Ask Chiefs. |
| 1:27.6 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
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