477: Twilight Bognor Telephone

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Please accept this episode as a token of our friendship. If you collect ten tokens you unlock platinum level friendship which is the same as normal friendship except you are allowed to blow raspberries on our bellies while we giggle and cheep like baby birds. WHAT?! In this episode, Joe considers the romance of a milky twilight, Steve samples Bognor's emergent culinary scene, and Log blows open the gnarly depravity of 1970s telephone perversion as it pertains to kissing of the fannoy and bulbus. We'd best get on with it.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular feature
0:03.8	So regular regular regular features a regular regular features a show
0:07.4	Hello and welcome to regular features
0:09.4	The podcast in which we make log upset
0:13.1	Because he's in a sort of angry energy space
0:17.4	Where he'll giggle while calling us pieces of shit
0:20.8	You're all pieces of shit.
0:21.9	You're all.
0:22.6	I love Jocrybals. I love you.
0:23.6	I love you.
0:24.1	I'm a piece of shit.
0:26.1	Steve Hogatty.
0:27.4	Are you a piece of shit?
0:27.9	Hello, my name is Steve Hoganty and I'm a piece of shit too.
0:31.8	You're too right you are.
0:33.5	John Lugblythe.
0:35.1	Can you claim to be also a piece of shit?
0:38.3	Or are you above such things?
0:39.9	Let he who is not a piece of shit.
0:42.4	Cast the first piece of shit.
0:45.4	Unfortunately, I am just diving in there with you in the fucking pool of shit.
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