476: Dr Oetker's Goose Goes To Butlins

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

There's a legend around these parts, a legend about a kid who filled his belly button with bird seed and waited in the garden. "Any minute now", he thought, "a robin will land on my tummy and eat the seed out of my belly button!" But the Robin never came, because the boy kept rolling around and shouting and farting. His mother came out and said "you'll never catch a robin if you roll around, shouting and farting!" And the boy said "well I don't want a Robin then, Robins can suck it". And you know what? That little boy grew up to be the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991. Enjoy this episode of Regular Features, where a little crab with a secret teaches Sophie Ellis-Bextor the meaning of death, a goose gets looser than she's used to, and the full geometrical range of the Dr Oetker factory gets explored in thrilling detail! Musical credits: Onion Capers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features,
0:03.9	a regular, regular features, a regular features show.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is exactly the same
0:12.3	every single week.
0:13.4	Every week.
0:14.2	Every week.
0:15.0	As always, it's me, Matt Lees, joined by John Logblythe.
0:19.3	Hey, oh, you, you cheeky bastard.
0:40.6	And Stephen Hoggetty. Hello. And what have we got for you today? Well, isn't that a treat? Steve, what are we going to be doing? We are going to be doing some features. I've forgotten what mine here. Oh, no, I don't remember what it is now. It's about my time that I've just gone to Butlands, and I saw Sophie Ellis Bextor.
0:40.7	Log, what have you got going on?
0:42.7	I have got a little story that I want to tell you about a goose into loose who wants to get loose.
0:53.0	And I am going to be taking you on a journey through space and time to a secret factory.
0:59.4	And can you escape from it before it is too late?
1:03.1	Can we?
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