#4760 That's Oystertainment!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew revisit some of their cringier moments in the public eye and unearth memories of an eating competition Luke wishes he could forget. Plus, NPR accidentally pre-publishes a Justice Alito retirement story. And a pilot calls in to answer some of TBTL's questions about airline announcements.
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| 0:00.0 | You're watching Channel 36's Power News Live at 5. |
| 0:04.0 | We've got the most high school sports, the most lottery numbers, and the most weather in the Tri-Swamp area. |
| 0:10.0 | It's news time. |
| 0:12.0 | Good evening. I'm Brynd Rose. |
| 0:14.0 | And I'm Slade Austin. Two prisoners have escaped from the Coral Palm Sheriff's Station in a daring daylight jailbreak. |
| 0:20.0 | The sheriff's office is coordinating their search with local and state police. |
| 0:24.3 | If you're watching Greg and Larry, and I know you are, my men and I will not rest until we find you. |
| 0:29.6 | Strong words. And moving on, what if you are going through a drive-through and a puppy dog took your order? |
| 0:36.5 | TVTL! |
| 0:42.0 | Did you enjoy my broadcast? |
| 0:43.7 | What makes you think I listen to it, doctor? |
| 0:45.9 | If I hated a program as much as you hate mine, I'd probably listen out of sheer malicious |
| 0:50.2 | spite. |
| 0:50.8 | Are you on the computer? |
| 0:52.3 | Yes, I am, but I'm having trouble with my computer. |
| 0:56.0 | I had a computer for 10 years and enjoyed it, but it died. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, I just want to say it was a beautiful service, but you and I both know you wouldn't |
| 1:05.0 | have gotten those laughs if you weren't a pastor. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm sorry? |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, it's no big deal. |
| 1:09.0 | I don't care. |
| 1:25.6 | I'm just saying you're not actually funny, so don't feel proud about today. People grieve in their own waste line. I just want to say, beautiful service. Thank you. I hope you don't think you deserve him those laughs. No, I just told them. I just told them. This is the worst kind of hack there is. Beautiful service, El. Beautiful. What do you say we go out and get some Carvel? |
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